most inconvenient boner

[Benjamin]

Where was the most awkward/inconvenient time/place you've ever gotten a massive stiffy?

One of the ones I can think of was like three years ago in freshman gym class some chick had her gym shorts riding her ass and I had a giant boner during jumping jacks = my dick all over the place = lol

[mika_^]

I was wrestling with my cousin whose 18 and im 21....then all sudden I had a big boner...and he was like wtf lol..and I was like iunno lol. :/

[caseyfoster]

Ive never really poped an unexpected boner.

But it is a bit awkward when i have a boner and hug a girl and they feel it on their stomach's.

[ALP1NE]

mmmmmmm while playing video games at a lan, I was like wtf

[moe]

everyday in my highschool gymclass i would get a boner from the bicycle machine. i hated running on the cardio machine so i sat through my boner every morning for 15 minutes.

[ML]

everyday in my highschool gymclass i would get a boner from the bicycle machine. i hated running on the cardio machine so i sat through my boner every morning for 15 minutes.

lol i like that epic story. Mine was like 2years ago at the mcdonald i was buying something and then a beautiful girl said hello to me that girls WAS fdafDASFDASFDASFDASF beautiful and i had a hudge 15" boner

[gregggggg]

Where was the most awkward/inconvenient time/place you've ever gotten a massive stiffy?

One of the ones I can think of was like three years ago in freshman gym class some chick had her gym shorts riding her ass and I had a giant boner during jumping jacks = my dick all over the place = lol

LOL that was one of my worst fears during gym. since we had to wear these flimsy red cotton shorts, so if i even suspected of somethin poppin up, i would think about some nasty fat black woman with crusty fat rolls and it would go away instantly

[caseyfoster]

LOL that was one of my worst fears during gym. since we had to wear these flimsy red cotton shorts, so if i even suspected of somethin poppin up, i would think about some nasty fat black woman with crusty fat rolls and it would go away instantly

ahahaha thats good. something to make a boner go away "nasty fat black woman with crusty fat rolls"

[DaZeD]

lol that was one of my worst fears during gym. Since we had to wear these flimsy red cotton shorts, so if i even suspected of somethin poppin up, i would think about some nasty fat black woman with crusty fat rolls and it would go away instantly

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[CLYDESDALE]

omg haha this is the funniest thing I've seen today, mine would have to be at church a few years ago like 5 minutes before I had to get up and walk out in front of everyone. The preacher then told me he needed me to stay and help out?!?